Carrey.Jim

Cedrick: Hey there Mr. Carrey.

James: Just call me Jim.

Cedrick: Alright Jim. Rumor is that you weren’t always as funny as you are now.

James: Actually, the rumor is true. At the age of 14 I went to a restaurant called Yuk Yuk’s.

Cedrick: Isn’t that a stand-up show restaurant in Toronto?

James: Yes, as a matter of fact, it is. As I was saying, I was trying to get some laughs from the audience but unfortunately I got booed off stage.

Cedrick: Oh boy, that sounds harsh, there’s another rumor going around saying that you weren’t rich either.

James: Once again this rumor is true. I eventually got forced out of my first house then into a barn. Every night me and my siblings stood guard and during the day we washed the floors. but unfortunately we got forced into a volts wagon van for some time.

Cedrick: my god your childhood really was horrible did you have any other big events in your childhood?

James: From what I remember that was about it.

Cedrick: Now let’s move onto another subject. We all know now that you’re doing much better so tell us how you’re doing in your movies

James: I have many more movie requests. I recently finished A Christmas carol, I love you Phillip Morris, damn Yankees and believe it or not. Now I’m working on Pierre Pierre and Sober Buddies.

Cedrick: Amazing. So tell us how you became so famous.

James: Well, since we weren’t very rich my mother eventually got sick so I had to skip school to care for her by feeding her and telling jokes. That was when my career started to grow. Finally at 17 years old I went back to Yuk Yuk’s and I became the top staple in Toronto.

Cedrick: Sorry that’s all the time we have before we go do you have anything to tell us.

James: Me and Jenny McCarthy will be hosting the Saturday night spectacular 2010 on February 6 in Miami.